Wednesday, April 16, 2008

This text is really only here to sit along side the avatar so the comics don’t get offset from each other.
The meat of this post is the comics.
Walker did the first panel, then Ell and I switched off.
We’ve been playing too much SUPER SMASH BROTHER BRAWWWWL.






A dry spell.
The driest of spells; desert-aga. This comic is my first blog update in a long time. Speaking of which I need to cut a check to whoever to keep this site up. That would be a good idea. I’ll post about it on my blog to remind myself to do that.
So let’s do:
Dear Future Self,
write check to whoever.
Sincerely,
Present Self
P.S. The comic comes after this part.
P.P.S. This is a fusion with creds going to Elliott Hoffman and Walker Dunnington as well.

(Continued)
So. This is a drawing.
I do this often. I don’t share them. Which is my bad.
This is Greg, by the way. You can tell by the eyebrows.

That duck is the culmination of every ounce of drawing talent I have.
I’ve been working pretty intensely on making a comic about Snowflake.
So I have some drawings to show for it.

This one is probably going to be the cutesy cover drawing, I’ll color it all pretty and glossy.

And this one is what I’ve finished of the first page. It’s still not done or anything, but I’m so happy that I’m making progress, that I wanted to show it off.
To be a plug dork, anyone who is interested in making comics should really check out Canson’s new Fanboy line of comic making paper supplies. They’re extremely useful for the things that you’d assume they’d be useful for.
Elliott has started running a Buffy the Vampire Slayer campaign.
This is the teaser for the first session.



Here is my original list
of webpages that don’t exist
There are fifteen new ones at the bottom.
1 http://www.lamentablesteve.net
2 http://www.semicolonpolice.gov
3 http://www.getthosedamnedkidsofftheroof.org
4 http://www.somenicepicturesofbadgers.com
5 http://www.lasersofallshapesandsizes.com
6 http://www.takeoutthegarbage.com
7 http://www.willyoumarrymeannacorningwood.org
8 http://www.plentyofposts.com
9 http://www.affableslugs.com
10 http://www.roosterswithattitudes.com
11 http://www.wouldyoulikeasliceofdeliciouspizza.com
12 http://www.raisinsandpoodles.org
13 http://www.donttellmymom.com
14 http://www.typhoonsforrentorlease.com
15 http://www.helpyourselftosomeofthechipsifyoudlike.com
16 http://www.ninjaninjaninjaninja.net
17 http://www.canigetsomemoresoup.com
18 http://www.haveyouseenmycatordog.com
19 http://www.feistyroosters.org
20 http://www.umberto-the-mindreader.com
21 http://www.meaninglesscombinationsofrandomfactsandnumbers.com
22 http://www.pleasethinkofthechildren.net
23 http://www.sherpasforhire.com
24 http://www.mypasswordstoprettymucheverything.com
25 http://www.expertsquinting.com
26 http://www.learnklingonnow.com
27 http://www.makingnachosmadeeasy.com
28 http://www.plentyofanswerstoplentyofquestions.net
29 http://www.thiswebsiteactuallyexists.com
30 http://www.butterknife-emporium.com
31 http://www.iamstilleatingbreakfast.com
32 http://www.baristakings.org
33 http://www.heavenlyspiders.com
34 http://www.lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololo.com
35 http://www.agrotesquepictureofamanstretchingouthisownanus.com
36 http://www.howtomakebagelstastebetter.com
37 http://www.seriouslyconsiderthechildren.com
38 http://www.lobstermobsters.com
39 http://www.ithinkvideogamesarestupid.com
40 http://www.markwahlbergsdiscountquesadillaemporium.com
41 http://www.voteforthepresident.gov
42 http://www.somerobots.com
43 http://www.trilby-enthusiasts.org
44 http://www.pnuematicelks.com
45 http://www.charliewardstolemylunch.com
46 http://www.thelonepuddingcup.org
47 http://www.heyheyheywhatdoyousay.net
48 http://please.be.nice.to.us
49 http://www.ceramicsnails.com
50 http://www.theonetruechristmasboy.com
51 http://www.morbidlyobeseandlovingit.org
52 http://www.theonlywaytobesure.com
53 http://www.dontpayyourtaxes.gov
54 http://www.burtbacharachisajerkjackarach.com
55 http://www.nanoscopicthugs.net
56 http://www.computersaredumb.com
57 http://www.italianokarate.com
58 http://www.herberttherecluse.com
59 http://www.allergictorollerskating.org
60 http://www.constitutional.monarchy.gov
61 http://www.schoolofhardknocks.edu
62 http://www.i-had-sex-with-mister-t.gov
63 http://www.i-would-love-to-have-some-tea.co.uk
64 http://www.blatantracist.com
65 http://www.nike.gov
66 http://www.bearstalkers.com
67 http://www.electronicmail.com
68 http://www.umberto-uses-your-own-thoughts-against-you.biz
69 http://www.lycanthropy-for-dummies.com
70 http://www.qpobeiytioqwereuytoiu.com
71 http://www.pit-stains.com
72 http://www.freesamplesofpaste.com
73 http://www.sockpuppetfaqs.com
74 http://www.gourmet-muffin-recipes.net
75 http://www.olololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.com
76 http://www.angrysherpasforhire.com
77 http://www.various-ways-to-kill-umberto-the-mind-reader.com
78 http://www.trucksinhighplaces.com
79 http://www.ifyoudontconsiderthechildrenyouwillbeverysorry.com
80 http://www.teachjonothantoread.com
81 http://www.mostlyanonymous.org
82 http://www.affordableottomans.com
83 http://www.giraffebreedersofamerica.com
84 http://www.lawnlava.com
85 http://www.yiffingforfunandprofit.com
86 http://www.ialreadyconsideredthechildrenandtheanswerisno.com
87 http://www.showmeagoddamnvirtualglobegoddamnit.edu
88 http://www.rancidpaste.com
89 http://www.flamenco-dancing-invertebrates.com
90 http://www.pointofyou.com
91 http://eee.hoohlr.vom
92 http://www.asdf.gov
93 http://www.yemins-last-hope.ca
94 http://www.enjoyably-delicious-toast-for-rent.com
95 http://www.underlinedbluetext.com
96 http://www.meanshittodo.com
97 http://www.fantastic-asses.net
98 http://www.01011101.com
99 http://howto.toddle.edu
100 http://www.selfofsteam.org
I also got a part in a play!
Pencils should have stop drop and roll printed on them, in case you set yourself on fire while drawing.
but eventually you’d sharpen them and they’d just say “d Roll”
And you’d think, what’s so funny about this?
Well, I guess it is kind of a dry humor.
Q and Jo.
I’ve been pretty wiped as of late.
I drew this a couple of weeks ago.
The Ice Queen in all her frosty glory:

[6:10:58 PM] Queue says: Obviously.
[6:11:10 PM] Queue says: Well, that’s just chaos for you.
[6:11:22 PM] Queue says: And of course by chaos, I mean life.
[6:11:52 PM] Jo says: On peut dire les deux
[6:11:53 PM] Queue says: And by life I mean “ducky, ducky quack!”
[6:11:58 PM] Jo says: les trois.